all i fucking wanted to do was to download some new music that’s all i fucking wanted to quickly get over and done with at 3am I’m literally done with technology and wouldn’t be surprised at myself if i just smashed this piece of shit here and now


slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

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wow the irony i was just in the middle of writing a post ranting about how can’t technology just work as it’s fucking supposed to bc it’s 2014 for bloody hells sake and the tumblr app froze and closed


calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.


cool thanks chrome for just deleting ally extensions unexpectedly for no reason 👍


kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry


if the bees are in the trap then who is pollinating the flowers

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent


im gonna sue apple bc my shortcuts keep resetting nd im a lazy typer so i have like 30+ shortcuts ffs



efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time


stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.


apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

???????????????????

This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth


ratgod:

i dont think thats how u do it


weedjoke420:

*on death bed*
parents: honey please is there anything we can do???
me: yes. .„.,. , a final wish..„„ get me my ball , so i can dunk one final time
parents: *gets ball*
me: *dunks*
me: *is miraculously recovered*
me: wtf!!!!!!!!..„ , i guess ball really is life!!


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