what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
i dont think i ever told people about the egg decorating competitions my secondary school started doing at easter
this was my favourite entry of all time and it didnt win and im still outraged
This would be a fun island to be trapped on
Every time I see this I think of a triceratops or a piece of pizza with one large pepperoni
this was my favorite part of the anaconda video.
"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.