uncomfrtable:

why father


pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party


humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television




the-goddamazon:

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

SHIT



gingahhh:

when he finally shows you his dick

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I’m gonna redye my hair tomorrow then take a rly cute selfie and set it as my twitter pic and i hope he sees it and is like damn I’m missin out


assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 



I love my skin!


kingivan95:

Real shit tho hahaha!


shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word


azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post


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