all i fucking wanted to do was to download some new music that’s all i fucking wanted to quickly get over and done with at 3am I’m literally done with technology and wouldn’t be surprised at myself if i just smashed this piece of shit here and now
Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade
wow the irony i was just in the middle of writing a post ranting about how can’t technology just work as it’s fucking supposed to bc it’s 2014 for bloody hells sake and the tumblr app froze and closed
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
This is worth the read.
gangnam style came on the radio again
this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry
i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
im gonna sue apple bc my shortcuts keep resetting nd im a lazy typer so i have like 30+ shortcuts ffs
*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*
you’ve got time
There’s a duck on my sunroof.
a human year = 7 dog years
a dog is a man’s best friend
7 is God’s favorite number
dog is God backwards
This is a useless coincidence.
so was your birth
i dont think thats how u do it
*on death bed*
parents: honey please is there anything we can do???
me: yes. .„.,. , a final wish..„„ get me my ball , so i can dunk one final time
parents: *gets ball*
me: *is miraculously recovered*
me: wtf!!!!!!!!..„ , i guess ball really is life!!