theyre:

ants are naked all the time. and we step on them. we are stepping on naked ants. 


jenniferellison:

Little 6 year old Alana sent me an invite to her party and it really touched my heart.  I wanted to do something extra special so I made a scroll and mailed it to her with a rose.  Her mom told me that she was so excited when it came and she took it school for “show and tell”.  Before I left her party, she ran upstairs and grabbed he scroll to show me the drawing of us.  <—Melting.


typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 


guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald


ryanvallejo:

when you wanted a nude in the 1500s you had to sit there and get your ass painted for 8 hours


baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..








blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you


dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom


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