Wet Yourself! At The Party
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
when he finally shows you his dick
I’m gonna redye my hair tomorrow then take a rly cute selfie and set it as my twitter pic and i hope he sees it and is like damn I’m missin out
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
Real shit tho hahaha!
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
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