vinebox:

How people used to get ringtones 


definitelyno:

……..
…………


klmye:

penis-hilton:

tumblr sure ain’t fucking around

im so proud 


gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods


breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

╭̫◜⁘̫ ͡ ̮◝╮̫ 
(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

╭̫◜⁘̫ ͡ ̮◝╮̫ 
(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man

blindbeards0llux:

no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre


riverwood-elf:

painted this gameboy the other day!


mrgreeneyes:

nakoshi:

nakoshi:

ummmmcool:

right

i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder at a single line

#when porn dialogue is so bad it’s good

chris what are you talking about that delivery was oscar worthy

Timmy.

Jason.

Timmy.



goes54667752:

Honoka Strawberry clip 

ほのかいちごクリップ

いちごのつぶつぶ感はもちろん、切った断面までリアルに再現。あなたの作ったその出来立ての企画書を、より甘くジューシーに仕上げます。

Look carefully the cutting surface, lumpy texture of a strawberry clip. It looks like a real strawberry, isn’t it? This clip might make your business proposal more attractive.



fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex


Networks
cake eaters
just laugh
pizza lovers