me as a sperm
I actually died at this
what year is it again
im pretty sure it is physically impossible to listen to radioactive by imagine dragons without imagining yourself in a post-apocalyptic city with your hair slowly blowing in the wind as you walk down the deserted street with a gun on your shoulder
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
the only advice you need in life
bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot